The Watchers - You never hear from them and they never like or reblog your stuff but you know they are out there just watching.

The Likeaholics - Those sadistic bastards that seem to like everything you post but refuse to reblog anything.

The Reblog Junkies - They appear from time to time to reblog pages worth of posts and then just disappear until they need their next “fix”

The Opportunists - Can you check out my tumblr? Promo 4 Promo? Do you follow back? 

The Haters - You know those anon haters that always seem to be around? Yeah for some reason they just never unfollow you.

The Thieves - They always take your comments, change the click-through links, or simply repost the content and there is nothing you can do about it.

The Lovestruck - Despite never meeting you or knowing anything about you, they claim to have fallen for you based solely on the content you post.

The Tumblr Famous - They occasionally reblog your posts and always get ~10x more notes on them, which obviously just makes you sad.

and lastly…

The Truly Loyal - I don’t need to describe them. You know who they are.

oh gawd im a junkie. I guess it could be worse